Friday, August 21, 2026

^ ^ Premier League club agree cut-price deal to sign £38m Chelsea flop

Chelsea has managed to offload one unwanted player – but not for the fee they hoped for (Photo: Getty)

Chelsea have reportedly agreed a deal to loan out Axel Disasi to Crystal Palace, after once again failing to sell the defender permanently.

Much was expected of Disasi when he moved from Monaco to Stamford Bridge in 2023 in a transfer worth over £38million.

He was a key player under Mauricio Pochettino but upon Enzo Maresca’s arrival he was dumped into the ‘bomb squad’ and has not played for Chelsea in over 18 months.

During that time he has made temporary switches to Aston Villa and West Ham, and is now set for a third loan spell, with Fabrizio Romano reporting that Chelsea and Palace have reached a verbal agreement after weeks of speculation.

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It is said the France international will undergo his medical on Friday, the day before Palace kick-off their season with a trip to Everton.

Moreover, the Eagles will cover the 28-year-old’s salary and pay a small-ish loan fee to the Blues, rumoured to be around £5m, though there will be no obligation or option to buy clause.

While Chelsea have managed to offload a player not wanted by Xabi Alonso, the deal is a far cry from what the club were hoping for, with rumours earlier this summer suggesting they wished to sell Disasi for £25m.

Axel Disasi spent the second-half of last season on loan at West Ham (Photo: Getty)

Negotiations for Disasi began almost immediately after Chelsea secured the signing of Palace centre-back Maxence Lacroix for £52m.

New Eagles manager Pierre Sage admitted on Thursday that the club were working to recruit a suitable replacement but, understandably, would not address the Disasi rumours directly.

‘Yes, we need a player in this department,’ the Frenchmen said in his pre-Everton press conference.

Disasi last played for Chelsea in January 2025 (Photo: Getty)

‘We need a player with a lot of games, if possible in Premier League because we need players but we need a leader. That’s why we need to wait a little bit to find a good one.

‘He [Disasi] is a player from Chelsea, it’s difficult for me to speak about a player of another club, but I hear the same noise as you.

‘Maybe one or two [more signings] and we have time. We don’t want to [just] take a player, we want to take a good player for us. That’s why it’s not just one or two guys, because we have to work with these guys during the season, sometimes it’s better to wait.’

Chelsea have signed Maxence Lacroix from Crystal Palace (Photo: Getty)

Lacroix is the only major sale Palace have made this summer and Sage has boldly stated that no other key player will depart Selhurst Park before deadline day.

That includes England midfielder Adam Wharton, who is valued at £100m and has been the subject of an enquiry by Manchester City: ‘Now it’s not the moment to do that [sell him].

‘He is able to play at a big club here or everywhere in Europe but one year with us, one year with a new dynamic will be good for him. We need him, that’s why I think he will stay with us.’

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^ ^ Good, bad and outright hilarious Fantasy Premier League team names for 2026/27

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It’s time for a new season – and a new FPL team (Picture: Alex Burstow/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)

The Fantasy Premier League (FPL) deadline is fast approaching and players have been busy building their squads for the new 2026/27 season, but the big decision is picking a team name.

Metro has put together a full list of the good, bad and outright hilarious team names players have been selecting for the new Premier League campaign.

Read on for the best, worst and funniest FPL team names if you are still struggling to pick one ahead of the opening game of the season today, on Friday, August 21, between Arsenal and Coventry.

The classic FPL team names

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MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 13: Sky Sports pundit Gary Neville conducts an interview to camera ahead of the Premier League match between Manchester United and Leeds United at Old Trafford on April 13, 2026 in Manchester, England. (Photo by James Gill - Danehouse/Getty Images)
Are you tempted by ‘Neville Wears Prada’? (Picture: Getty)

Sometimes you can’t go wrong with a classic FPL team name. Here are some of the best we’ve seen in recent years:

  • 3 Men and a Bebe
  • 50ShadesOfAndyGray
  • ABCDE FC
  • Absolutely Fabregas
  • Alisson Blunderland
  • Backstreet Moyes
  • Blink 1-Eto’o
  • Boly Pocket
  • Cesc and the City
  • Ctrl + Alt + De Laet
  • Delph & Safety
  • Dzeko & the Bunnymen
  • Fiddler on the Huth
  • Flying Without Ings
  • Game Of Throw-Ins
  • Gangsters Allardyce
  • Giroud Awakening
  • HuttonDressedAsLahm
  • Khedira Pin Drop
  • Klopps and Robbos
  • Krul and the Gang
  • Le Saux Solid Crew
  • Löw Island
  • Luke Kyle Walker
  • Men Behaving Chadli
  • Michu at De Gea Ba
  • MurderOnZidanesFloor
  • Neville Wears Prada
  • Norfolk n’ Good
  • Obi 1 Kenobi 0
  • Pjanic! At The Disco
  • Smack My Bilic Up
  • Sound of the Lloris
  • TAA Very Much
  • The Cesc Pistols
  • The Martial Mata LP
  • Tinchy Sneijder
  • Who Ate All Depays?

FPL team names based on current players

CARDIFF, WALES - AUGUST 16: Bukayo Saka of Arsenal smiles during the 2026 FA Community Shield match between Arsenal and Manchester City at Principality Stadium on August 16, 2026 in Cardiff, Wales. (Photo by Alex Pantling - The FA/The FA via Getty Images)
Saka’s name will likely feature heavily (Picture: Getty)

Some FPL players name their team after a specific player. For example, a team dedicated to Bukayo Saka could be named ‘Saka potatoes’.

  • AbraDubravka
  • Ait Nouri Geller
  • Ake Breaky Heart
  • Arne Hole’s A Goal
  • Arteta-tete
  • Ashley Old
  • Ayew Being Served
  • Back of the Neto
  • Bacuna Mateta
  • Bad to the Bowen
  • Ballon D’awson
  • Bangers and Rashford
  • Ben Mee Shake Mee
  • Berge King
  • Bernard’s Poch
  • Blazinchenko Squad
  • Born in a Barnes
  • Botman and Robin
  • Botman Begins
  • Bowen 747
  • Bowen Arrow
  • Boys In Dahoud
  • Brennan Jerry’s
  • BrokebackMount10
  • Bruno Dos Tres
  • Calafiori Sunshine
  • Carson Dioxide
  • Castagne Me Now
  • Castagne Supernova
  • Champagne De Cordova
  • Cheesy Garnachos
  • ChickenTikkaMoSalah
  • Clyne of Duty
  • Cobra Kai Havertz
  • Come Digne With Mee
  • Comme Ci Konsa
  • Curious Jorginho
  • Dango Unchained
  • Darwin Theory
  • Diaz Nother Day
  • DropItLikeIt’sSlot
  • Ederson Ake & Palmer
  • Egg On Your Faes
  • Endo Story
  • Exposed Areola
  • Eze Come, Eze Go
  • Fee Fi Foden
  • FeelsLikeSummerville
  • Femme Fatawu
  • FullKrugMetalJacket
  • Garnacho Chips
  • Gilmour Girls
  • Guantana Maupay
  • GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
  • Haaland Oates
  • Haalandaise Sauce
  • Hakuna Mateta
  • Hall In One
  • Havertz Your Way
  • Hellmans Mainoonaise
  • Heung Like A Horse
  • High Faivre
  • HouseOfTheDragusin
  • I Love Lamp(tey)
  • I’m Yelling Timber
  • IncogNeto
  • IngsCanOnlyGetBetter
  • Issa Ring Toss Game
  • It’sOffToZirkzeeGo
  • Just like Evans
  • Kai Me A River
  • Kamada Harris
  • Keita Mooy Hart
  • Kids See Groß
  • Kilman Me Softly
  • Kinder Mbeumo
  • KudusToYou
  • Leif Right Now
  • Lil Eze Vert
  • Livin’ Saliba Loca
  • Lord and Savio
  • Los Porro Hermanos
  • Losing My Reguilon
  • LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
  • Major League Saka
  • Malo Gusto: Bad Fart
  • Matty Cash Hoes
  • MattyCashInTheAttic
  • McGinn and Tonic
  • McKenna Kick It?
  • Men with Van De Ven
  • Mings of Power
  • Minteh Fresh
  • Mitomavirus
  • More Tea Vicario?
  • Mudryk To Life
  • Name’s Not Andre M8
  • Netflix and Chilwell
  • Nkunku Clock
  • Not Isakly Sure
  • Now I’m a Baleba
  • Øde Toilette
  • Odegaarden Partey
  • Ødeparfum
  • Okoli Dokily
  • Old Havertz Kai Hard
  • Omari Me
  • OnanaMataPlea
  • Palmer Violets
  • Paqueta Crisps
  • PARTEYNEXTDOOR
  • Pinky and De Bruyne
  • Pomegranate Malacia
  • Porro’d Time
  • Pro Evolution Saka
  • Quansah & Konsa
  • Que Salah, Salah
  • Raya Sunshine
  • Reece’s Set Pieces
  • Rice Rice Bebe
  • Rodri, You Plonker
  • Ross Barkleycard
  • Saka Potatoes
  • Saka White Rice
  • Saving Private Raya
  • Schär & Schär Alike
  • Schlupptown Dunk
  • Shaw Thing
  • She Sells Lascelles
  • Shiver Me Timbers
  • Slot Machine
  • Slot Shaming
  • Smith Rowe Vs Wade
  • Smith Rowe Your Boat
  • Snoop Udogie Dogg
  • Solanke-panky
  • Son hits the sky
  • Song of Rice Of Dier
  • Sons Of Angearchy
  • Sorry Nic Jackson
  • Soucek Mate
  • Sterling Silver
  • Stranger Ings
  • Szobosslads
  • Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
  • Targett Practice
  • Tarkowsky and Hutch
  • Tha’ts NumberHwang!
  • The Konate Kid
  • ThomasTheFrankEngine
  • Tielemans Square
  • TierneyOfEverything
  • Todibo Selector
  • Tomiyasu,ICanBoogie
  • TonaliAddictedtoBass
  • Tuchel For School
  • Two Become Son
  • Udogie Style
  • Under My Cucurella
  • Uptown Dunk
  • V 4 van de Vendetta
  • Veiga Megadrive
  • WeDontTalkAboutBruno
  • WindBeneathMyMings
  • Yoro Wizard Harry
  • Zirkzee & I Know It
  • Zirkzee Football
  • Ederson Volleys
  • Morning Traore
  • Sonny and Schar

Retro FPL team names

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‘A Wenger’s Endgame’ is another possible FPL team name for 2026/27 (Picture: Getty)

Retro never goes out of fashion… Here are a number of FPL team names dedicated to Premier League legends as well as former players and managers.

  • A Wenger’s Endgame
  • Air Forss One
  • AlbrightonTheNight
  • Amartey McFly
  • Anelka Skelter
  • Angus Gunns & Roses
  • ASMR Begovic
  • BashamTheBishop
  • Benrahmarama
  • BentekeFriedChicken
  • Boom Xhaka Laca
  • Cahills Have Eyes
  • Cancelo Culture
  • Cesc Pistols
  • Champs Olise
  • Cheesy Iheanachos
  • Childish Firmino
  • Crouch Potatoes
  • DannDannDannDannDann
  • Death cab for Guti
  • Death Cab for Kuqi
  • Dendonkin’ Donuts
  • DontLookBackTanganga
  • Drinkwater Not Koke
  • Dude Where’s Micah?
  • Dukes of Hazard
  • Dyer Straits
  • Emile Burlesquey
  • Enter Shaqiri
  • Fat Pascal
  • Fer Fuchs Ake
  • For Fuchs Sake
  • Fornals Attire
  • Fred Again..
  • Fred Dead Redemption
  • Gayle Force Win
  • Gelhardt or Go Home
  • Hanging By A Fred
  • Hawk Tuanzebe
  • Hepatitus Bramble
  • I kissed Keith Curl
  • I Kvist a girl
  • I’m Eric Laporte FC
  • Ibe Did It Mooy Way
  • Ice Ice Beagrie
  • IfTomoriNeverComes
  • ImLovinEngelsInstead
  • It’s Britney, Klich
  • It’sAllGoneShaneLong
  • Jose’s A…what?
  • Jurgen-a Love It
  • Kabak to the Future
  • Kanu Kick It?
  • Keane As Mustard
  • Keita The Door
  • Kloppenheimer
  • Klopps and Szobosz
  • Knockaert Blow
  • Koch Au Van
  • Koeman Eileen
  • Krul Intentions
  • Lads on Toure
  • Lady Yaya
  • Lallana Del Rey
  • Lallanas in Pyjamas
  • Land Down Undav
  • Let’s Go Fosu-Mensah
  • Lingardium Leviosa
  • Love & Cesc & Matic
  • MandalorIan Wright
  • Mané’s Not Hot
  • Mee, My Delph & Ibe
  • Minority Laporte
  • Mint Bailly’s
  • MirrorSignalMalouda
  • Molly’s Arch
  • Moura The Explorer
  • Moves Like Xhaka
  • Ndiaye Will Always..
  • Never In Doughty
  • NevesGunoGibbsYouUp
  • No Weimann No Cry
  • Of Mice and Mendy
  • On Me Gedson
  • One Size Fitz Hall
  • Out On Bale
  • PickPochettino
  • Purple Reina
  • Rock the Gaspar
  • Rodallega Bombs
  • Romeu & Houllier
  • Saint-Maximin Points
  • Salt & Pepe
  • Sancho Paunchez
  • Santi Vaxxers
  • Sarri Not Sarri
  • Schmeichel Jackson
  • Show Me The Mane
  • Singing In Va Rane
  • Sissoko Ono
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Sol Calibre
  • Sonic Huth
  • Soumare Lovin’
  • Stanislas-t resort
  • Sympathy 4 G Neville
  • Taking Le Tiss
  • The Wenger Boys
  • Three’s Kompany
  • Tortoise and De Gea
  • Turf, Blind and Dier
  • Up The Duffy
  • Victor Moses Lawn
  • Werner Brothers
  • What Samatta With U
  • WhatScamaccaWithYou?
  • WhenDierStartsToBurn
  • Willian Dollar Baby
  • Yes Ndidi

Metro’s favourites

Editorial Use. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Aidan Hunter/Action Plus/Shutterstock (17097315bv) Virgil van Dijk of Liverpool shouts instructions to his team; Anfield, Liverpool, Merseyside, England; Friendly Football, Liverpool versus Como 1907. 2026 Friendly Football Liverpool v Como, Liverpool, Merseyside, UK - 16 Aug 2026
Some FPL players have named their team ‘The 40-yr-old Virgil’ (Picture: Shutterstock)

Just in case you needed any more, here are some of our favourite picks…

  • A Night In Lascelles
  • Afternoon De Ligt
  • Ange Management
  • Areola Grande
  • Bellerin Than Out
  • Better Call Saúl
  • De Jong Trousers
  • Earth Wind & Maguire
  • Elneny and the Jets
  • Estupina Colada
  • Groß Misconduct
  • GuardianOfTheGulasci
  • Gueye Pride
  • Hotel? Thiago
  • Howe Toon Is Now
  • Isco Inferno
  • Judy Haaland
  • Just 1 Cornet 0
  • Klich and Collect
  • Kodja and Maja
  • Krafth Beer
  • MacAwoniyi Cheese
  • Mbeumo No.5
  • ModerOnTheDancefloor
  • Muller Reus Corner
  • NotMikeDeanForever
  • Onana What’s My Name
  • Rubber Digne Rapids
  • Run The Kewells
  • Sancho Unchained
  • TeaForTheTielemans
  • The 40-yr-old Virgil

^ ^ Chelsea finalising deal to sell £65m star to Atletico after Xabi Alonso decision

COBHAM, ENGLAND - AUGUST 20: Manager Xabi Alonso of Chelsea speaks during a press conference at Chelsea Training Ground on August 20, 2026 in Cobham, United Kingdom. (Photo by Darren Walsh/Chelsea FC via Getty Images)
Jacskon is not in Alonso’s plans (Picture: Chelsea FC via Getty Images)

Atletico Madrid are finalising a deal to sign Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson on loan.

The Blues are still working to trim their bloated squad before the summer transfer window deadline with Jackson admired by Aston Villa, Tottenham and Napoli. They have placed a £65million asking price on the 25-year-old.

But Atletico are now leading the race for his signature with reports in Spain claiming they are on the brink of sealing a move for the Senegal international.

COPE report Atletico’s sporting director Mateu Alemany travelled to London on Thursday to complete the loan deal which will include an option or obligation to make permanent next summer.

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The move comes as Atletico battle to hold onto Julian Alvarez. The Argentina international is desperate to join Barcelona but his club are refusing to do business with the Catalan giants, willing to sell him to Arsenal instead.

COPE report Jackson will arrive in Madrid to bolster Diego Simeone’s attack rather than replace anyone. In addition to the speculation over his future, Alvarez is still working his way back to full fitness after his post-World Cup break with Alexander Sorloth set to miss the start of the campaign through injury.

Atletico are in action against Villarreal this weekend as the new La Liga campaign gets underway.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Venron Yuen/Nexpher via ZUMA Press Wire/Shutterstock (17043648aq) Nicolas Jackson of Chelsea Football Club during open training at Kai Tan Stadium during the Hong Kong Football Festival 2026 in Hong Kong, August 4, 2026. HONGKONG-SOCCER/FOOTBALL-FEST, Hong Kong - 04 Aug 2026
Atletico closing in (Picture: Venron Yuen/Nexpher via ZUMA Press Wire/Shutterstock)

With more than 40 first-team players listed as members of the squad, Xabi Alonso has been forced to split his squad as he prepares for Chelsea’s Premier League opener against Fulham on Monday.

Chelsea have insisted the group on the periphery should not be considered a ‘bomb squad’ – the group of players effectively exiled from the first-team last summer – but they certainly do not feature in Alonso’s long-term plans at Chelsea.

JAKARTA, INDONESIA - AUGUST 08: Valeri Vladimirov of AC Milan competes for the ball against Nicolas Jackson of Chelsea FC during the pre-season friendly between Chelsea FC and AC Milan at Gelora Bung Karno Stadium on August 08, 2026 in Jakarta, Indonesia. (Photo by Peksi Cahyo/Getty Images)
Jackson featured for Chelsea in pre-season (Picture: Getty)

Jackson is currently part of that group training away from the first-team.

Chelsea signed Jackson in a £32m deal from Villarreal in 2023, immediately becoming first-choice striker at Stamford Bridge and scoring 17 goals in all competitions.

Jackson also hit double digits during the 2024-25 campaign but following the arrivals of Liam Delap and Joao Pedro last summer, was loaned out to Bayern Munich to serve as Harry Kane’s understudy.

Jackson was hoping to earn a permanent move to Bayern but the necessary conditions were not met and the Bundesliga champions opted against making a new deal with Chelsea.


^ ^ Atletico Madrid reach agreement to sell £130m star to Arsenal

Arteta personally reached out to the Atletico star to discuss the move (Picture: Carl Recine/Getty Images)

Atletico Madrid have agreed to sell Julian Alvarez to Arsenal before the summer transfer window closes – but the striker is still determined to sign for Barcelona instead.

The Argentina international has been regarded as a dream signing at the Emirates with Mikel Arteta said to have personally reached out to the 26-year-old to try and convince him to return to the Premier League.

But the former Manchester City star prefers a move to Barcelona, revealing his hopes of making his move to the Camp Nou during the World Cup.

Barcelona have repeatedly angered Atletico with their pursuit of the striker, however, with Diego Simeone’s side determined not to do business with them having already rejected an opening bid of €100million (£86.4m).

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Atletico do not want to business with Barcelona this summer and want to keep Alvarez at all costs.But reports have claimed Atletico would demand up to €150million (£130m) if forced to let him go.

With Atletico’s La Liga campaign to begin on Sunday against Villarreal, Mundo Deportivo report the situation has now reached an ‘untenable’ stage.

With Alvarez still determined to leave, the club’s management has agreed to enter transfer negotiations but on one condition; only with Arsenal and not Barcelona.

MADRID, SPAIN - MARCH 10: Julian Alvarez of Atletico de Madrid celebrates a goal during the UEFA Champions League 2025/26 Round of 16 First Leg match between Atletico de Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur at Riyadh Air Metropolitano on March 10, 2026, in Madrid, Spain. (Photo By Oscar J. Barroso/Europa Press via Getty Images)
Alvarez valued at £130m (Picture: Europa Press via Getty Images)

As it stands however, Alvarez’s position has not changed and remains determined to move to the Camp Nou.

With just over a week of the summer transfer window remaining, Atletico would also find themselves in the difficult position of having to find a replacement for Alvarez.

Reports in Spain have suggested Arsenal would be willing to include their striker Victor Gyokeres plus for €60m (£51.7m) to solve that problem.

Arsenal FC v Atletico de Madrid - UEFA Champions League 2025/26 Semi Final Second Leg
Alvarez is still desperate to join Barcelona (Picture: Vince Mignott/DeFodi Images/DeFodi via Getty Images)

Meanwhile, Atletico boss Diego Simeone has publicly reiterated Atletico’s firm stance leading into the new season.

‘The situation is very clear, the club made a decision that Miguel Angel [Gil Marin] explained very well,’ Simeone said last week.

‘From the sporting side, we are very happy to have a player like Julian, and from a sporting perspective we will help him to continue growing, to continue improving, and to give us back what he has given us over these two years, which was a great deal.

‘We have some precedents, we already saw what happened with Griezmann, I don’t see any other way than to work from a sporting perspective as we have to and try to help as we have done these past two years.’


^ ^ Premier League club agree cut-price deal to sign £38m Chelsea flop

Chelsea has managed to offload one unwanted player – but not for the fee they hoped for (Photo: Getty) Chelsea have report...